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X女士语录
金沙/张维军


A

某日，与X女士闲聊。

我问：“台湾作家三毛自杀了，你有何感想？”

她答：“说实话，三毛死后我着实不好过了好几天，不过我认为她早该死了，因为她活得实在太累。”之后她又告诉我：“当一个人对生活感觉厌倦了之后，死，便是最好的解脱。”

B

读书不怕，怕的只是考试。

昨日发下卷子，吾的分数又少得可怜。

我找到X女士，问她：“试卷发下后，分数与父母之间的关系你是如何处理的？”

答曰：“成绩糟时就告诉父母，成绩棒时就一个人珍藏。”我不解，问及原因？答道：“为自己留条后路。”

C

校园内谈恋爱成风。

我碰到X女士，问：“对爱情这东西，你有何高见？”她莞尔一笑。答曰：“生命诚可贵，爱情价更高。若为自由故，二者皆可抛。”是不是不无道理呢？我不晓得，你也别管。各人要有各人的主见，不要让别人牵着你的鼻子走。

D

谈及文学。X女士有着特别浓厚的兴趣，以自有一番见解。

她说：“我以前是个琼瑶迷，然现在我认为，对于琼瑶的小说看一两本就足够了，因为她的小说都是同一种模式，全是情呀爱呀的，看多了简直是对时间的浪费。”接着她又说：“要学语言最好是去读莎士比亚的作品，要看小说最好是看大部头的名著。”我问及原因？答曰：“屁臭以有七层”！

E

关于诗。

我问：“汪国真的诗你觉得如何？”

答曰：“汪诗写得太浅，看头一遍还觉可以，看第二遍就觉寡味，再不想看第三遍了。”而对台湾女诗人席慕容的诗她却评价极高。她说：“席诗不厌百回读，每读一遍都会读出一种新的感觉来。”

是不是因为汪是男的而席是女的呢？女人总得为女人说话嘛。

F

某日，闲聊之时，又把三毛扯进了话圈子。

X女士说：“在我所知晓的作家中，最让我崇拜的还是要算三毛了。”接着她便叽叽嘎嘎地列举了三毛的一大堆著作，随后又滔滔不绝地评价了一番。我将两眼死盯着她一言不发。

  “唔，哑了？”X女士追问。

我叹道：“对于三毛的东西我读得太少了，除了她的一部散文集之外，就只在1990年第10期《读者文摘》（现在已更名为《读者》）上看过她的一篇《吹兵》。”

“看了难道你就没有一丁点儿感觉？”

“我是乱翻的，没有认真看。”

“乱看不如不看，不如睡一觉来得实在。”X女士这样说。

   我又哑了。

G

X女士有天愁眉苦脸。

我问她原因，她摇了摇头，只冒出一句：“女孩的心思男孩你别猜。”

“为什么？”

我问她，她不答。

H

关于金钱。

她说：“从前是有钱能使鬼推磨，现在是有钱能使官推磨。当然，这所有的一切并不是钱的错。我就希望自己有一天能拥有好多好多的钱。”

“为啥呢？”

“因为只有钱才能让我劳累一生的父母过得好些再好些。”

“真是一个大孝女。”有人说。

“不见得。”有人硬邦邦地顶了一句。

I

清晨，我在看书。坐在我后桌的X女士与另一友人又磨起了嘴皮子。

友人说：“你认为我们的生活中，是物质第一还是精神第一？”

X女士说：“当然是精神。”

友人说：“不是。生活中首先要有物质，就好比．．．．．．”

“好比个屁，婆烦。”

我嘀咕着，夹一本书，逃到外面去了。

                     刊于2000年8月28日《金沙宣传》

X lady's quotes



A

One day, chat with the Lady of X .

I asked: "Taiwan writer San committed suicide, how do you feel?" ”

She replied: "To tell the truth, I really had a bad day after San died, but I think she deserved to die because she was so tired." Then she told me: "When a person is tired of life feeling, death is the best relief." ”

b

Reading is not afraid, but the exam.

Yesterday, I had a poor score.

I found X and asked her: "How do you deal with the relationship between scores and parents after the quiz?" ”

Answer: "When the result is bad, tell parents, the result is a person to cherish." "I don't understand, ask why?" Answer: "Leave a path for yourself." ”

C

Love in the campus is rife.

I met Ms. X and asked, "What do you know about love?" She smile. Answer Yue: "Life is precious, love price is higher." If it is freedom, both can be thrown away. "Is it justified?" I don't know. Everyone must have their own ideas, do not let others take your nose.

D

Talk about literature. X Lady has a particularly strong interest in her own opinion.

She said: "I used to be a qiong Yao fan, but now I think that the Yu Jongyao of the novel to see one or two is enough, because her novels are all the same mode, all is love ah, look more than a waste of time." "Then she said:" The best way to learn a language is to read Shakespeare's works, to see the novel is best to see a voluminous masterpiece. "I asked why?" Answer Yue: "Fart stinks to have seven layers"!

E

About poetry.

I asked, "What do you think of Guozhen's true poetry?" ”

Answer Yue: "Wang poem write too shallow, look at again still feel can, see the second time to feel boring, don't want to see third times." But she was highly appraised of the poetry of the Taiwanese poetess Murong. She said: "The poem is not Bai to read, every time read a new feeling." ”

Is it because Wang is a man and the chair is a woman? Women have to talk to women.

F

One day, when chatting, the San into the circle of words.

X Ms. said: "Among the writers I know, the most I adore is san." Then she creaky out a lot of San's writings and then gushed about it. I stared at her with two eyes dead.

  "Well, dumb?" "X ," she asked.

I sighed: "I have read too little about SAN, except for one of her essays, and she has seen a piece of" The Wind "on the" Reader's Digest "in $number years (now renamed readers). ”

"Did you see it? ”

"I was flipping over, not looking carefully. ”

It is better to sleep than to look at it. "X ," Ms.

   I'm dumb again.

G

X Lady has a sad day.

I asked her why, she shook her head, only one sentence: "Girl's mind boy you don't guess." ”

Why？ ”

I asked her, she did not answer.

H

About money.

She said: "Once there was money to make the mare, now is the money to make the official grind." Of course, all this is not the money's fault. I wish I could have a lot of money one day. ”

"Why?" he said. ”

"Because only money can make my life-tired parents better." ”

"What a big Caoe." "Someone said.

Not。 "Someone has a stiff top," he said.

I

In the morning, I was reading a book. The woman sitting at the back of my desk, X , was talking to another friend.

The friend said: "Do you think our life, is the material first or the spirit first?" ”

X She said: "Of course it's the spirit. The

"No," said the friend. The first thing in life is to have matter. ”

"Like a fart, a woman vexed. ”

I muttered, tucked a book and fled to the outside.

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